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[Sep. 30th, 2009|11:52 pm] |
c: have you ever had chevelas?
me: is that a tasty car? sounds like it
i have not!
c: apparently it's a mexican drink
beer + tequila + lime
me: oh yes in college yes
there are many things in college i regret
why whats up are you drinking it now
c: I just heard about these lately
it sounds like they could be dangerously awesome
me: on a hot day, yes but! puke city!!
c: did you go to puke city?? what a horrible city that must be
me: yeah it's called FRESNO
c: haha
me: theres a reason why its called fresno and not fresYES
c: burn on fresno BURNNN |
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[Sep. 24th, 2009|08:12 pm] |
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There was a boy I knew in the 7th grade who was named after a famous San Francisco author. He went to a hoity toity all boys school in the City and played the drums. He had sad brown eyes and floppy hair the color of sand. I liked him.
We talked a lot on the phone about music (mostly about Pearl Jam), and he complained about all the girls from other Catholic schools who would call him and have nothing to talk about. He assured me that I wasn't one of them. "I like you," he said.
I honestly don't remember what happened, but we eventually lost touch over the summer of 7th into 8th grade. For some reason I thought of him today and decided to google him. Apparently his family moved to Napa. He went to UCLA and died of a drug overdose in 2005.
There really was no point to this entry at all. I just wanted to tell you about a boy I liked a long time ago. |
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| G U N S |
[Sep. 8th, 2009|11:27 pm] |
They are a-blazing
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[Aug. 6th, 2009|09:24 pm] |
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| | Broken Social Scene: Love Will Tear Us Apart | ] |
All the great things:- Dinner with the sibs at Nopa. I had the most bombass porkchop known to man. Check it out. Also had a tasty Old Fashioned which made me grow more hair on my chest. A strong contender once I start up my Old Fashioned blog. Bloodhound is still the winner, though.
- Staring contest with former SF supe Matt Gonzalez all night long. He kept doing the stare-look away-stare thing but I had no qualms about looking at him dead in his stupid soulless Green Party eyes. Thank you Old Fashioned. I hate his politics but I love his nose. I mean, Jesus. Take a look at that fucking nose.
- Throw Me The Statue Album. DUDES? Handclaps? Horns? Built to Spill-ish Guided by Voicey indie pop a la Holiday goodness! BTW if you know who Holiday is I will fucking fuck you, that is all there is to it. I DIE. Speaking of dying, have you seen the TMTS singer dude? I'm not going to name names but my friend whose name rhymes with Harm Men found his Flickr account, and he has GIGANTIC HANDS. You know what that means? I don't know either. But it's hot.
- No fear. It's not just written on my tshirt. Go big or go home.
All the not so great things- I had the worst headache yesterday. Even my brother noticed that I looked like death. After telling my sis how I felt, it turns out I experienced My First Migraine. Awesome!
- Parking tickets can eat a D
- Throw Me The Statue playing the same night as Phoenix
- Weekends are only 2 days long
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| Chinee Zodiac Sign |
[Jul. 30th, 2009|09:09 pm] |
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| | D-LO: You Played Me | ] |
Occupying the 8th position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Goat (or Sheep) symbolizes such character traits as creativity, intelligence, dependability, and calmness. Comfortable being alone to ponder the workings of their inner minds, Goats enjoy being part of a group, but prefer the sidelines rather than the center. Their nurturing personality makes Goats excellent care-givers.
This is true. Ask Karmen. I was slinging so much Motrin on our trip to Europe. I'm your own little street pharmacist.
Goats spend money on fashions that give them a first class appearance. Although Goats enjoy spending money on the finer things in life, they are not snobbish.
First part, very true. Second part, not so much. I will make fun of you first before the stars align and I let you in on my inner circle.
Goats tend to be private, so it can take effort to get to know one. The Goat is the one who will decide when and with whom it will share its personal life. As a result, most Goats have few “close” friends, yet they’ll work hard for those they love.
Dudes, see above. I wrote that before I even read this part. I think what I like most about me is that I'm very loyal to my friends, and I will cut a bitch for them. RIDE OR DIE for real.
So hey, what's your sign?
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| Most Realest Talk* |
[Jul. 21st, 2009|11:51 pm] |
me: i was in florida for a hot minute. making sign of cross, god bless me.
p: Oof. My condolences.
me: yeah. i was young. it's ok we all make mistakes.
p: Yeah, and you learned your lesson.
me: yeah 1) you will never have a decent burrito in the east coast and 2) west side is the best side
p: Dude, the east coast burrito game is a cruel joke.
me: yeah you know when i think about it, it makes me almost cry. like... all they know is chipotle or chilis or whatever. and burrito joints are like... sad.
p: The hotshit place my senior year of high school was this joint called Tacos or What.
me: HAHAHAHAHA
p: It was a fuckin' tool shed, straight up. A tool shed that they slapped a kitchen on, run by these goddamn CT hippies.
me: stop STOP telling me this! i am going to have nightmares!
p: We were nuts about that place! Went there for lunch every week. We got 'em to cater our fuckin' post-prom!
me: i just had the bombest burrito for lunch today, and i poured out a little tapatio sauce for the homies around the way who cant get a decent burrito. so was it good? i think i tried to come up with a list of very sad things to make myself feel better one time*
p: I thought so at the time, but not really, no. Not a real burrito.
me: and i think the top of the list was bad mexican food*
p: I came out here, and I was once was blind, but now I see.
me: hollerluiah
p: Real talk. But the pizza game out here is super-weak, so it balances out.
me: True. But it doesnt hurt me so much, because I can only eat pizza once in awhile. Heartbooourns
p: Hahahaha, boooooourns!
me: :( don't laugh at the pizza disabled
p: I was laughing at the Simpsons reference.
me: Whatever. I'm breaking up with you.
p: Fine, whatever. By the way, I faked every orgasm.
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh by the way? I cheated on you TWICE Waitaminnit
p: Left and right?
me: AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHHAHA NICE ONE
p: BAM!
me: DUNZO
p: Don't start none, won't be none. |
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| Paris Picture Pages (aka I Told You I Am Lay_Z) |
[Jun. 29th, 2009|07:46 pm] |
Orangina cost around $8. EACH.
Our hotel was in the middle of the projects in Chinatown. Yes there is a Chinatown in Paris.
Academie Nationale De Musique, complete with a pink-clad marching band! Tres gay, c'est bon!
Dome at Galeries Lafayette. I felt hella poor here.
Honh honh honh
Me & Karm got our portrait painted by some dude at the Louvre!
Some tower. I forget what it's called.
Smashed macarons. So delicate like my self-esteem. BTW Laduree is the bomb, I don't know what you were talking about, George.
Fucking jazz fucking everywhere!
Sacré-Coeur. Here a man told me he liked my breasts. I should have told him to get in line. Instead I cried.
Giant cream & strawberry filled macarons. It was like a heaven sandwich.
My honkin' piece of fois gras. I couldn't finish it.
A lovely little restaurant. We'll be back, Jean Luc!
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| DUDE |
[May. 17th, 2009|03:16 pm] |
At the full moon May 9, operative from May 7-13, an opportunity for a promotion or new job will suddenly come up.* The work you put in at the office since last November will factor heavily into VIPs' decision about your future.** You will now have a golden opportunity to impress the powers at the top, so keep up your level of concentration.*** Best of all, with a very encouraging vibe from Uranus to the moon, you are likely to see a generous increase in salary to boot. ****
* I got promoted on the 11th. It's daunting, but I'll get over it.
** I almost killed myself over work shit in November, so I am glad someone noticed.
*** Apparently I will have to do presentations to the Pres on a reg. basis. I will be drinking lots of Focus Vitamin Water and cut down on herb. HAHA JAYKAY
**** Uhhh I don't think it was a generous increase but a raise is a raise I suppose.
Mercury is in retrograde until the end of the month. June, I can't wait to see you.
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[May. 14th, 2009|12:57 am] |
c: Mal10cal!
new wilco album leaked this morning!
me: OMGAH
NO
FOR REAL
OMG
did you listen already?
c: yeah, it's being pumped into my brain right now
http://stereogum.com/archives/wilco-the-stream_069191.html
you can listen as well!
me: HOORAY
thank you
just what i needed
today is fucking CRAYCRAY
c: whyssat
me: oh... they're just throwing a bunch of things for me to do already
meetings up the wazoo
:(
c: up the wazoo!
me: I know!
anywhere but up the wazoo!
c: hahaha
me: :D
thats like BIRTHDAY SEX
which btw you should listen to.
c: I dont know what that is
(besides awesome)
me: its a horrible R&B song
lots of autotuning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Kb8Pt0Olo
c: this is excessively porny
me: lol
the best right!
c: I think I need a shower now.
me: HAHAHAHAHAH
ok this it
i quit
I CANT LISTEN TO WILCO
c: WHYY
me: IT JUST WONT LET ME
c: lame dude
well, if we have a sausage fest I'll bring you a copy
me: sausage fest 09!!!
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FORRRRRRRRRR |
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[May. 10th, 2009|01:04 pm] |
He's a chef and he's 24.
TWENTY
FOUR! |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 8th, 2009|09:18 pm] |
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Last week was a disaster of epic social awkwardness proportions so I'm kind of surprised he called me... not living on Front Street, it's kinda making my night. Also a bit tempted. |
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| Twitter: How I Joined Even Though I Didn't Really |
[May. 2nd, 2009|03:47 pm] |
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| | Super Furry Animals: Juxtaposed With U | ] |
me: i am this close <---------> to joining twitter
chris: (shove)
doo ittt
twitter.com/mal10cal
COULD BE YOURZ
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mayer Hawthorne is on it and I want to talk to him and make him my bff
chris: this is your only opportunity!
me: I KNOWWWWWW
he speaks my slanguage.
chris: I'm going to get mal10cal
and blackmail you with it!
:O
me: HAHAHA NOOOOOOO
chris: oh I'm logging on nowwww
(new account...
... doo doo doo)
me: get outta here
chris: I hope no one else grabs it first!
me: i couldnt live with myself
HAHAHA shut up!!!!!
chris: YOU HAZ A TWITTER
me: OH N O YOU DIDNT
NO YOU DIDNT
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
chris: you needed a shove.
me: i am dying
chris: also, you're following bob villa
me: HAHAHAHAHA
STOP IT
chris: https://twitter.com/mal10cal
me: iw ould much rather follow bob ross
in the sky
I HATE YOUUUUUUUU
chris: wouldnt we all
dude, it's your account! I just gave you the login and password!
me: nooooooooooooo
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
chris: haha!
me: okay maybe i will use it.
LOL
i hate you
chris: you love it
me: you are ruining my life!
yeah i kinda do
dont tell anyone
i am only going to follow bob villa and mayer hawthorne
@bobvilla: yo hook me up with a new cabinet, brah
chris: haha
me: oh btw i hate you
chris: some people need to be dragged
kicking and screaming
into the modern age
me: but i like my cave.
it's so warm in here.
chris: just think of all the witty things you can share with the world now
me: now i have absolutely nothing to say.
:(
perma brain fart now
you are going to be so disappointed in my tweets.
chris: I JUST TWITTERED YOU
me: is this the default background or did you pick this
chris: defaultio
me: cus i was about to say, its hella ugly, thanks chris
JAYKAY
chris: yo mommaz hella ugly!
ohh snap
me: LOLLLLLLL
my bio was gonna be something about yo mama
me: the guy from new yankee workshop isn't on twitter
bob vila vs. new yankee workshop
me: if you want to link to a site
on twitter
do you just add the url
or do you have to tinyurl it.
chris: it will auto-make tinyurls for you
most of the time
me: oh ok!
it didn't!
bastards!
its a conspiracy!
chris: it will when you click ok!
sometimes
(I dont know when it does or when it doesn't)
me: :(
chris: it's kinda unclear
me: twitter hates me already |
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| weekend rundown |
[Apr. 26th, 2009|12:28 pm] |
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| | Hot Chip: Ready for the Floor | ] |
- Started off with Depeche Mode "I Just Can't Get Enough." Good warm up song.
- Sang with Ivy to Hall & Oates "I Can't Go For That" complete with finger waving NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO
- Heavy handed bartenders! My table was all out ridiculous! At one point we thought we lost a friend of ours until he stumbled back to us about 45 minutes later and asked me "Where am I? I don't even know where I am at!" I said, dude what are you on? And he said "I had some Patron!" And then it all made sense. See kiddos? Tequila will FUCK.YOU.UP.
- Then sang M.I.A.'s Paper Planes (this time alone) which I think might have garnered the best crowd response ever. A cute skater baby (and I say this because he could not have been any older than 25) came up to me afterwards to tell me how good I was and I was like, YEAH I KNOW! This led to dancing and then groping and then the exchange of digits. I am officially a cougar, HOORAY!
- The number of the next day is 5: I probably only had 5 gin & tonics at the most but I went to the bathroom at least 5 times the next morning to puke (numerous times, each visit). I've never been so sick in my life. Argh. Guess that's what happens when you nearing 30. I drank way more on Tuesday though and went to work like a champ the next day (okay, barely), so I am thinking that the bartenders were giving me doubles all night. I guess I shouldn't complain. I had a pretty awesome time.
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| karaHOke |
[Apr. 23rd, 2009|08:22 pm] |
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I'm going to karaoke again tomorrow. So far on my list are: Hall & Oates' "I Can't Go For That" & Ice Cube's "Today Was A Good Day" but that song is hella long and I'm not sure if it's a crowd pleaser (it goddamn should be though). I'm taking requests! |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 13th, 2009|11:05 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | Broken Social Scene Presents Kevin Drew: Safety Bricks | ] |
I didn't realize Berlin was so HUGE.
I hope to find Simon Evans.
Wishful thinking, I know.
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| Prepping for Berlin |
[Apr. 13th, 2009|07:40 pm] |
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| | Of Montreal: A Sentence Of Sorts In Kongsvinger | ] |
K: The key to German (other than learning to speak like Yoda) is to "Sie" someone for awhile before you try to "Du" them
me: That's what she said! I always try to sie someone before I du. I try to be respectful. I'm not the love em and leave em type. |
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| OH MY GOSLING |
[Apr. 6th, 2009|08:44 pm] |
Half Nelson is now available on INSTANT NETFLIX.
I know. I KNOW!
Social life just got crazy mad hectic all of a sudden, but I am SO glad I am spending my one free night of this week watching this again. Oh yeah.
(p.s. I am really just writing this entry for Karms) |
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| I'll tumble for ya |
[Apr. 6th, 2009|12:49 am] |
Hey guys! I'll be posting vids and links and whatever tickles my fancy over here.
Hooray another outlet for you to stalk me!
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